two stool beaver

fat chick

Check out that two stool beaver

by The Sarge November 22, 2003

stoops in charge

n. - stupid.
Derived from the phrase "Chimps in Charge", a mocking reference to the hit TV show, Charles in Charge. Implying that no one, or no one of any discernable intelligence, is in charge.

Why is Peja guarding Kobe? He's gonna use up all his energy on defense! That shit is stoops in charge. Adelman should be fired!

by Casey A. May 21, 2004

Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet

Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"

by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

Stool Grool

It’s the same thing as grool, only with poop.

“I banged my chick in the butt last night, and got some stool grool on my wiener.”

by Kevolution1987 February 14, 2020

Stoops

It is like saying "No" or "No Way"
pronounced SHTOOPS

Casper: "That's me n' your bitch."

Telli: "Stoops."

by dmfm August 28, 2005

stool basher

Anal sex indulger,same as a buttfucker,
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.

ERR he's a STOOL BASHER.

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Soft Stool

No substance, factual basis or hard evidence with which to confirm one?s position.

Pun referencing the pedestal on which many managers try to stand, and the shite that they spew.

That presentation delivered nothing but soft stool.

by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 3, 2003