steamed

to be farted upon

Such as "Robbie steamed me." or "How many chairs here do you think have been steamed?"

by brock0lee January 29, 2004

steamed

to be farted on

As in "Robbie steamed me." or "How many chairs here do you think have been steamed?"

by brock0lee January 29, 2004

steamed pudding party

A party involving steamed puddings. Often alocohol also features, resulting in hilarious consequences.

Ed: Are you going to the steamed pudding party?
Jo: No! Remember what happened last time?

by Pudding Man October 21, 2006

Steamed Ham

Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..

Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..

by TaayBiy October 26, 2008

steamed

to have swift sexual intercourse in a inconvenient location or situation.

"did you here about jimmy? he steamed some bird in a bush outside the Florence in Rotherham"

by Darrell Blake September 15, 2006

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

steamed dumpling

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010