stanley

little dickhead with a microscopic dick, who also acts so tough when really hes just a baby inside. He'll never become a man so everyone should treat him like the little boy he'll always be.

' are u a pussy?'

'no i'm stanley.'

by itssude87 June 8, 2022

Stanley Uris

The amazing Bird Boy that deserved way better.

A: who does Bill like?

B: Stanley Uris?

C: no Bev…

by It’s pennywise July 6, 2022

Stanley

A trendy insulated mug given as a gift to conpensate for disappointing intercourse

Was he any good?

Nah man, but I got a Stanley

or

How was Matt last night?

Well...I got a Stanley

by Adambom42 October 27, 2023

European sandle maker

One who shits on someones back and then walks in it.

When you saw Monique you knew you wanted to go all european sandle maker on her.

by ballzman696969 June 30, 2010

Hole Stander

Someone who watches other people work while not doing anything. ( used by Kevin in Shameless)

Look at the fucking hole standers doing nothing wile that guy is sweating his ass off!

by Baigeviking February 3, 2019

daphne stanley

A gorgeous loving girl married to the most handsome boy alive named joe stanley. Joe stanley would do anything to protect his loving wife Daphne stanley. They love eachother so much hehehhehehh

Joe and Daphne stanley sure do love eachother alot. THEY SHOULD MAKE A FAMILY AND HAVE BABIES WHEN THEY GROW UP HEHDHHDHDHEHEHE. SOCIAL DISTANCING GOT THEM SO MESSED UP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE EACHOTHER.gn go to sleep or ill tell your mom or dad You're reading this rn and don't get your ass to bed.

by Itsdaphanieee April 16, 2020

celine dion music standee

Something Duncan is afraid of in total drama island

Ahhhhhh it's a Celine Dion music standee-duncan

by Wap that's some worship and 🛐 May 19, 2021