The Standing GawkGawk 5000

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.

Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.

by xottas May 19, 2022

The Standing O

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.

Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?

by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023

standing on bizness

term used by black homosexuals

"Hey dog you gotta take it up the ass, we standing on bizness here"

by Phillipus August 7, 2023

Last Man Standing

A sexual act at swingers parties. Four to six men undress and stand naked in a circle. One woman gets naked on her knees in the middle and begins to perform oral sex on one of the males for a pre-determined amount of time (usually 30 to 60 seconds). She then moves on in a clockwise manner performing oral sex on each male. She continues around the circle until one male climaxes. She then exits the circle and the man who has already climaxed takes her place. He continues giving oral sex to the other men till another climaxes. The man in the middle exits and is replaced by the second man. This continues until the last man climaxes, at which point he wins. His prize is two-fold: A. He doesn't have to perform oral sex on another male, and B. He performs oral sex on the female until she climaxes.

Man, I came second last this weekend at Last Man Standing. I had to suck three dicks cause of that...I never win!

by Big Goonie November 22, 2013

standing member of parliament

A member of parliament that does not lie by default

Vote for a standing member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

strancing

Strangers + Dancing = Strancing. Dancing with strangers is usually funnier when you're strancing to music only you can hear.

Carlos: South Beach is so awesome, models just come right up and start strancing with you.

Rob: Yeah right, bro. You must have been down there eating the bath salts.

Carlos: Dude, I'm for real! There's video of it!

Rob: Quit gnawing on my face bro.

by EllieBean August 27, 2014