Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012

It squeaks when he walks

A cheap person. Someone who is tight with their money. Tightwad.

He's so tight, it squeaks when he walks.

by Angel of Mine August 31, 2011

squeef

Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.

Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?

by Ramon B. Gariza July 27, 2008

sqeekage

used in reference to sqeeking when something happens.

used in similarity to old days when they would say "u got some major tubage, dude"

U got some major sqeekage, dude

by Ian February 2, 2005

squeakret

A fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.

A fart shared in private with one you love.

Husband to Wife:

"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."

Wife to Husband:

"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"

by vsugar August 16, 2009

Squeedom

A belly button the size of a mouth

You have a huge-ass squeedom!

by astagramamamamamagrassatertete July 14, 2018

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.

Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020