squeegeeloo

A squeegeeloo is someone who is wholesome and inspires cuddles and warmth. It's usually a term that's used affectionately.

You have kind eyes and give the best hugs; you're a squeegeeloo!

by shaboobalagans December 31, 2021

squeegelicious

having sexuality or being extremely hot. to be as cool as a squeege.

taylor looks very squeegelicious all the time baby.

by kat September 11, 2004

Squeegie Beckenhime

A name to use when you're trying to annoy those pesky telemarketers or spam mailers.

Telemarketer: Hello, is this the Smith residence.
Ms. Smith: No, I'm sorry. You must have the wrong number. This is Squeegie Beckenhime.

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005

Squeegles

A peculiar but beautiful creature. It is native to central Europe and to certain parts of suburban New Jersey. Two squeegless mate for life and tend to get along very well. They tend to be strange parents, messing with their children. They lead a rather sedentary lifestyle though they are apt at providing for their family groups.

No, YOU are my squeegles and I love you squeegles

by Lobster11 March 27, 2015

squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis

Jason is an absolute squeegemonster

by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015

squegee

When you have a wedgie all around. So mostly women get these because they get vagina wedgie.

"Girl I have the worst squeegee." "Man I shouldn't have squatted cause now I've got a squegee from hell"

by C#Babes13 January 24, 2016

Squeegie

When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.

Get out of the way! I have to take a squeegie!

by Jabscanoe January 4, 2017