blew a shift

when you get carried away while having sex and you pull out to far and slam it into the woman's (or man's if that's your deal) ass, side of the pussy or side of the leg..

o shit..I was fucking my woman last night and blew a shift..now I can fuck around corners..

by Dave Ackmed September 17, 2006

shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008

sift flour

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant

Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as juicy because, more often than not, they sift flour.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

Sift

To put flour through a sieve in order to separate the fine from the coarse particles.

Now we sift the flour,and mix it with the warm water,mixed with salt,sugar,olive oil, and knead it until it becomes a dough.

by BlackPohatu October 23, 2016

shifty snake

Able to lose your boner while having sex and is still able to cum

During sex Kyle gave me the shifty snake, he was hitting all my good spos

by Shifty snake February 4, 2017

SPAFTN

It’s just SPAFTN.

Nobody really knows.

Can be an exclamation or curse word.

*finds secret code*
“SPAFTN! I found it!”

*drops glass*
“Oh SPAFTN”

by AveragePigeon April 11, 2019

spicternet

Bad wifi/internet connection; usually in the context of someone of Hispanic/Latin descent.

Esteban: *Cuts out while speaking in a discord VC*
Everyone Else in the Call: "There goes his spicternet again!"

by mogusbott March 9, 2022