Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012

Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.

Jack, settle down ya spastic head

by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016

Spasticytis

(Spastic cytis) A condition bought on by the consumption of too much alcohol .
Getting to this level of drunk immediately earns the person triple legend status with honours

Russ is partying hard, won't be long before he suffers from spasticytis

by Sick little wombat November 6, 2017

Spastic

Adj. Characterizing someone as spazzy and wacky and out of control

Lindsey was spastic like Anna from Frozen.

by Swagmufffins July 20, 2018

spasticlart

a cross between spastic and rasclart , typically used as an insult.

"hey have u talked to the new kid yet?"
"yh, he's a massive spasticlart"

by Brighton.Mythological.Creature May 23, 2019

Spastic

Seren Kalter

That girls such a seren Kalter!
Why’s that?
Shes spastic!

by Nigel Mount May 28, 2019

Spastic

Will is a spastic who would kill to date Emily

Luke: oh here comes the spastic

Peter: he’s our friend!

by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019