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Question Spawner

Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.

What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.

A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.
You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"

"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"

"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"

You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
by reddlynx99 May 22, 2011
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Meat-Spinner

The art of spinning ones weiner whilst aquiring bum sex.
Abi Hernandez: Im an expert meat-spinner!
by EvanM December 3, 2007
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baby spinner

Def 1: a person in which spins a baby on their genitalia

Def 2: a perverse being who takes pleasure in spinning babies inappropriately
Example 1: Deanna: Oh my god, did you see the way he was looking at me? His octopussy hands were all over me.
Dakota: I know, right? He is such a baby spinner.

Example 2: Bobby: Mmmm, here is a baby. I think I will pleasure myself by spinning it on my male parts, as I am a perverse being. baby spinner
by timswhore August 29, 2010
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fidget spinner

by ryccicebearferda May 25, 2017
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Shanner

1: Davy, ya shanner!
2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!!
by solodini November 6, 2006
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ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis
Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!
by Johnboy January 3, 2005
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Spanger

A person(usu. a homeless person or young adult) who asks people for spare change for drugs,alcohol,cigarettes,etc...
The spanger stood infront of Wal-Mart and asked for change.
by Tarzan Trent February 14, 2006
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