someitis

a worsening of the common cold that has not been diagnosed by a medical professional. Similar to "someonia."

"That's not a cold; that's someitis! You should see a doctor."

by mlle h March 27, 2009

Somere

Somere is a down to earth beautiful type of girl. Somere is usually making you laugh and is always down for a good game of truth or dare. If you come across a Somere make sure you keep her close. You won’t regret having a Somere in your life, even if she doesn’t date you.

“Man, I wish Somere was here!”

by human thing September 19, 2018

Somers

A place in Westchester where the town high school is infested with “shot fucks” also referred to as “skels”, and “nerfs”. Somers kids have our own language where we use words like “ode”, “valid” , “deadass”, “yehurd”, “I’m deezed” etc. most kids overuse this to the point where u literally do not know what they are saying. Most kids are potheads or alcoholics, and if not they have never done anything of the sort and find it absoloultey revolting. We hate Yorktown even tho rocks is where everyone gets pods and last but not least we have our pride and joy, our baby, our heart and soul. Froggies.

Somers kid: “yo I’m deadass deezed to pull up but only if u let me cyph ur carti, i won’t fiend it tho I’m not shot I promise. Also my chiefer is broken and I have no yods so r u tryna cop some?”

Everyone else: “shut up”

by Yeeyee24 February 18, 2019

somerfield

the most dominating supermarket in the world.

" man , somerfield is so great"

by MG99 September 2, 2004

Somerset

A complete shithole full of white, middle aged, inbred spastics.

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)

Cows outnumber humans.

Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.

- You’re from Somerset aren’t you?

-Oo-arr I’m from Zummerset innit

-You can’t speak properly, can you?

-‘hat’s cos oi’m inbred innit

by BarronB April 18, 2019

somerfield

a small and hiigh quality supermarket in the UK

by s November 2, 2003

Somerset

A small town in Kentucky that is humid and mostly farm land. The population of livestock may just be greater than the population of human. Jobs are hard to get, and even harder to keep. You keep climbing but never seem to get anywhere here.

Been working all day long, and I dont have a dime to my name. I must be in somerset.

by Born offire July 1, 2009