someitis

a worsening of the common cold that has not been diagnosed by a medical professional. Similar to "someonia."

"That's not a cold; that's someitis! You should see a doctor."

by mlle h March 27, 2009

Soreitis

The point where you are so sore that it's on a new level

Yo homie that workout yesterday gave me soreitis.

by Soreness November 30, 2016