Wedding Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!

by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

smeech

passing gas; a fart, toot, fluff, etc.

Hannah's boyfriend smeeched on her sweater, and now it smells like butt.

by kschooooooo August 29, 2010

Speechful

To be full of speech.

Joel: "Hey Stacey, how ya goin? I heard you were without speech the other day."

Stacey: "I'm really good thanks and I got my speech back too. I am now speechful."

by Joelus November 2, 2006

slurred speech

when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred

gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff (slurred speech)

by Donato April 20, 2008

Wedding Speech

The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.

Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!

by anonymous4070 May 18, 2018

Hate Speech

A statement or scientific fact you disagree with but that hurts your fee-fees.

"There are only two genders."
Confused Millennial starts autistic screeching: "THAT'S HATE SPEECH!!!!

by Arohk UD April 12, 2018

Smeech

This is a west country/rural word of old. It means a burning smell or a smell so bad you think you can see it.
My mother, having been born on the Mendips in 1932 uses it alot.

The grilled kippers left a terrible smeech in the kitchen.

The coal fire created a foggy smeech in the lounge.

by Keyte January 1, 2005