Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

by A.I.R July 15, 2016

hoe slapped

when a hoe(a.k.a slut) hooks up with you just for ass and then fucks u over a couple weeks later

Me: That girl hoe slapped me and now I have no one I can hook up with
Friend: Damn bro, that sucks, almost as much as that slut did to your penis

by wat up g January 22, 2006

Brown slapped

The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself.

Rhianna got Brown Slapped

by omgzzzzzhax February 26, 2009

Slapped the basin

To take an enormous shit and have it hit the toilet bowl aggressively.

I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017

Slapped-out

To get slapped-out means to get told off or ridiculed verbally for getting something wrong, mainly from a boss/someone you’re doing something for.

It’s basically the vocal equivalent of a slap to the face.

This stems from the ideology that some parents have of slapping their kids as a form of punishment if they fall out of line, eventually hoping to correct their behaviour. Hence the phrase “slapped-out”.

Henry: I got slapped-out by the boss today.
Mable: What happened this time?
Henry: I got the address wrong on today’s invoice and it never made it to his desk.
Mable: Probably just in a bad mood, you should’ve seen how he slapped-out Charlie the other day.

OR

Bob: My wife slapped me out yesterday for staying at the bar too late.
Tom: I hate when my wife slaps me out man, I’d do anything to avoid it.

by Aggin and Aggin February 9, 2022

swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.

Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

gaggle slapped

(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.

1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.

2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.

"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"

"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010