Shminky

A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic

"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Shink

To take a shit in someone's sink and leave it.

The party sucked so I left a shink to let them know.

by MeLaramie March 24, 2011

Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

shrinkage

When a penis shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. The pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. Highly unpleasent sight for an male.

I got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when I unzipped I saw the shrinkage on my penis.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

shfinkter

The outside of the asshole in which poop comes out

We all hav shfinkters

by Dick Munchee February 11, 2008

shrinky dinks

Product for children. Sheets of shrinkable plastic that can be colored in and cut out. Most important think is that after baking in an oven they shrink few times of its original size.

I remember that I made Christmas toys with Shrinky Dinks when I was in elementary school.

by Piotr Nowicki June 27, 2007

Boner Shrinker

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.

On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.

by Kr1574 February 21, 2009