Houston Shorts

Three quarter length shorts as popularised by the pop-punk band Houston Has A Problem.

It's hot today, think I'll whip out the Houston shorts.

by stokemeister general February 17, 2010

short eyes

a pedophile, or one who is jailed for child molestation

It's dangerous to be labeled Short Eyes in prison.

by A. Scott Falk November 10, 2005

junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.

The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

short code

A short code is a telephone number used for easy text messaging, with automated responses. Short codes are purchased similarly to web domains. They are used by corporations for promotional purposes, to hold sweepstakes, reward systems, selling products, and distributing information. Short codes can cost thousands of dollars per month, depending on whether the numbers spell a useful word. Such words are usually between 4 and 6 letters long. Other companies use numbers that are easier to remember.

COKE - 2653 - rewards - mycokerewards.com
41414 - contests - 41414.com
FBOOK - 32665 - interacting with facebook.com
GOOGLE - 466453 - interacting with google.com

there are also countless short codes that subscribe to to ringtones, wallpapers, and other tools for your cellphone, with a monthly fee

by pseudocide December 29, 2007

the short bus

Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.

Did you come in on the short bus today?

by friendsoftina January 5, 2004

Short Circuit

To have a bit of a mental freak out, which causes you to respond very erratically. Usually in a nonsensical way.

Person 1: Did you hear about Jerry making no sense yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah. He short circuits way too much.

Larry: Why the fuck are you talking about me!? Goddamn it guys!

by Dark Artist November 15, 2018

Short stack

A short woman, typically around 4 feet tall, that's curvy and well endowed in the chest and ass regions. A curvy girl who only comes to mid chest height with Huge Tits and a Plump ass.

"Holy shit did you see that Short stack? Her tits are so big she could Titfuck me without having to bend over!"

by salsaPimp May 7, 2015