The Shempf Test

Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!

Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!

by yoink doinker July 22, 2009

shemp

1. (noun)A Stand in in a movie, used when the budget is all sucked up

2. (noun)The replacement on the 3 Stooges

3. (verb) The act of relaxing or sitting around

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm just shempin' it"

by Shin November 9, 2003

Shanghai Shampoo

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Shampoontang

having sex in the shower while lathering, rinsing and repeating over and over again.

I heard that there is some sweet shampoontang over in the girls locker room.

by Omeil and Dan April 6, 2006

Shampon

A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.

Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)

Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!

Mother: Your grandmother asked me to give this to you when she passed away

Daughter: A Shampon! Thanks, I'll never have to buy a tampon again!

by McSchlops September 1, 2009

soy sauce shampoo

some wrong racist definition some girl jealous of asian girls' hair made up to try to feel better about her own crap hair

soy sauce shampoo is non existent. there is however shampoo with soy which makes your hair healthier

by gjj100 August 14, 2009

shampi

1. What you call your friend Sami, cause Shampi sounds so much better...
2. How you greet your friend Shampi - the customary reply is Berra! Especially if you are called Isobel...

Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!

by Berra January 13, 2005