sanity defense

When you commit a crime of conscience and do so precisely because you are entirely sane.

My attorney has decided to use the sanity defense in my legal case since all the other lunatics in our home town just stood by and did nothing while the multi-million dollar company dumped toxic carcinogens into the river!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

hand sanitizer bomb

A weapon of mass destruction often constructed in class room settings in which the availability of hand sanitizer and tissues is abundant. One creates a hand sanitizer bomb by squirting a significant amount of hand sanitizer into one or a layer of tissues and then folds the tissue in on itself to create a bulbous sac of hand sanitizer. The rest of the unused tissue is twisted as the hand sanitizer wets it creating hold for the tissue to stay closed. Bomb is then grabbed by its loose and dry end and thrown at desirable target.
Similar to a hand lotion bomb

"Man, I got nailed with a hand sanitizer bomb and now my back is soaked."

by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008

schnitz

To ejaculate in an extreme manner, such that the product's volume is significantly larger than usual. Also known as a Dolwick.

When the librarian saw that the Battlestar Galactica girls were featured in playboy, he schnitzed / dolwicked his trousers real heavy.

by ZBT spyder April 13, 2007

bread a schnitzel

have a sex with chick

"Come on boys let's find some chicks and bread a schnitzel"

Dude may say to women "I would like to bread your schnitzel " or women can say "Would you like bread my schnitzel"

by xmc July 26, 2011

sheit

(interjection)
From the Jive dialect, circa the 1970's, meaning, "Golly!"

Jiveman #1: Sheit, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
(Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.)
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
(Yes, he is wrong for doing that.)
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
(I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.)
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
(Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.)
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
(Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.)
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
(How true!)
Together: Sheit!
(Golly!)
-From the movie Airplane!

by ChodaBoy September 23, 2004

sanity

a word made up by ego maniacs to simply describe the state of conditon they think they are presently in. the truth is that, are crazy people realy insane? or do they simply comprehend and percive a different reality

this is what sanity really looks like: when there is nothing left to burn you must set yourself on fire. yup its the truth that my friends is so called "sanity"

by toxicmerc571 September 18, 2006

Rally to Restore Sanity

Made in response to political pundit and former cardboard Doom sign activist Glenn Beck's "Rally to Restore Honor". It is the last bastion of true civil discourse in a public meeting in the five star fuck-up that has become the U.S.A. Held on October 30th, 2010 at the national mall in Washington D.C., it promises to be a merger of ideas and non-hyperbolic agreement for all who participate. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are joint hosting the event which will be met with high attendance as well as state level local meetings to watch the epic display of Truthiness.

Hey Jim! You forgot to pack the Generic Angry Signs!

Oh no Bill, we won't be needing those at the Rally to Restore Sanity.

by Waterboy72 October 25, 2010