Protest Shopping

A Socially Acceptable term for the age old but degrading term LOOTING, which carries negative connotations for those who participate in such activities.

"Yo Ur Honor, I dunno why WE wuz uhrestid fo LOOTIN'...We wuz just doin' a little Protest Shopping, datz all!"

by danofiremano November 27, 2014

Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

by Gingerballin November 13, 2018

Ass slapping April

ASS SLAPPING APRIL is the month where you need to slap someone’s ass at lest ones a week but it’s only for the guys who lost NNN

Ass slapping April the best month of the year

by Shag you November 26, 2020

Midnight Shopping

When a person goes to old, abandoned houses at night and finds antiques or other items and takes them home as av"souvenir ".

Look at this amazing antique record player my friend, Paul, found when he was out midnight shopping.

by Weird Gonzo May 13, 2022

The Sink Could Be Shipping

from popularmmos, gamingwithjen's (jen) famous quote from titanic bloopers

Jen: "Wait! We should go back! Cal and my mom should know!"
Pat: "What if they go after me?"
Jen: "The Sink Could Be Shipping!"

(laughter)

by katarashii August 3, 2021

shopping cart hockey

wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun

I wrecked my moped playing shopping cart hockey when I hit the moving cart head on.

by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015