shitty shitty bang bang

(verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true

I called the escort service with great expectations, but got a shitty shitty bang bang instead.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

That's pretty shitty

Something someone does to you that's messed up. Usually a promise or agreement that is broken when the person who broke the promise or agreement knew he was going to break it and did not tell you until it was too late.

Josh: "Hey Brian. Can you drive me to the train station at 4:30?"
Brian:"Yea man no problem"
Josh: (Later)"Hey Brian it's 4:45 where are you?"
Brian: "O yea my bad man I went over my new girlfriends house."
Josh: Don't you think you should of told me that, I'm gonna miss my train now.
Brian: My bad
Josh: Wow man that's pretty shitty.

by wordiacyakyakyak July 25, 2011

Shitty Biscuits

Something you would say when you get screwed by some asshole

"Give me back my hoe, ah shitty biscuits!"

by MarkTwain1234567 October 6, 2008

shitty knicks

Female version of skiddied underpants, can be used as a slang word used when one is angry

When someone has shit stains in their knickers e.g "oh shitty knicks!!"

by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

Shittybutt

When a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass they become a Shittybutt. Its common for Shittybutts to not shower as well.

Chris- "Do you ever wipe your ass Justin."
Justin- "No."
Chris- "You Shittybutt piece of dick."
Justin- "At least I showered this week."

by Mekanaught February 21, 2011

Shalty

Being both salty and shady at once.

Man, Carla was pretty shalty today.

by thegoodnamesarealltaken October 10, 2016

Shifty Shady or Sketchy

Used to describe a person that can't be trusted.

A game where players take turns naming a person know by the group (associate, politicians, celebraty, family) all players respond at the same time with either Shifty Shady or Sketchy as their own opinion of the person named. If answers are not the same players then explain and defend their choice. The discussion ends with everyone agreeing to the same verdict after hearing all evidence presented. If no unanimous agreement then majority vote is the primary title and minority becomes secondary or (tendencies)

Out of Shifty Shady or Sketchy we all agree Mark is Sketchy with Shady tendencies. And we all agree Penny is straight up Shifty

by B Cup October 5, 2020