Shelley

Someone being a controlling bitch who acts black but is ultra pale.

Person 1: Don't you go to a white school?

Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.

Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.

by Fucc da h8rs February 13, 2009

Shelly

1. A person who gets turned on from seeing a turtle, or multiple turtles, in a fridge.

2. Someone who finds people dressed up as turtles (especially a teenage-mutant-ninja turtle) sexually attractive/a turn-on.

Person 1: This turn you on mate??
Person 2: Who wouldn't that turn on?
Person 1: You shelly

by Bekka662 December 20, 2017

Shelly

Shelly’s normally have terrible smelling farts, make bizarre noises at random times, and often act and make decisions like a primitive computer or potato would.

Dude, you smell that? Someone just did a huge shelly.

by Snafu22 September 10, 2018

shelley

shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.

kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.

kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!

by thotslayer6ix9ine August 25, 2019

shelly balls

when small beach objects are embedded in your testicles after vacationing at the beach

usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the dick
pain inflicted during removal of objects

Screams were heard throughout the country as Billy attempted to rid himself of shelly balls.

by Sánchez February 20, 2005

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005

Shelley

A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way

Shelley's cave

by 54321oosah September 29, 2019