by lillyypeeisurbestfrand October 06, 2010
A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.
Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...
"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"
"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"
by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004
by Sharp cheddar February 16, 2009
Commonly referred to as bendy wendy , this specimin appears to need the toilet all the time and emits a strong odor of bum juice
by Where is tie April 24, 2019
The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.
Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!
by VID-19 April 05, 2020
Probably a bastardization of smart as a whip, meaning unusually intelligent or quick witted.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.
"Although Arthur looks like a clueless dork, he's as sharp as a whip and completely in control."
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"
by Eyeyambob July 03, 2013
Noun. When in college and your teacher does not care much about legible grading. As a result it is hard to tell whether a person scored high or low with a B.
Fathead #1: What the hell is that thing? I dunno what I got, on the test. Does that say B+ or B-?
Fathead #2: Looks like a B sharp.
Fathead #1: Fuck you and your sweater.
Fathead #2: Looks like a B sharp.
Fathead #1: Fuck you and your sweater.
by Bake Em Away Toys November 13, 2010