plastic selfie

When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre

That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

Selfie shaming

To mock or make fun of an individual or group, usually girls, for taking a selfie. Selfie shaming can discourage people from taking selfies.

Selfie shaming a group of girls;

Random guy: "selfieeee! Haha!!"
Girl: "we just got selfie shamed..."

by kimmiec33 June 12, 2014

Selfie-steem

A mental condition in which one stares at their selfie too long, causing them to have low self esteem.

"The longer I look at my selfies, the uglier I get."
"That's exactly how I feel. I have extremely low selfie-steem."

by Gib$ter March 14, 2014

Selfie Sanchez

When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.

Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.

Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.

Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.

Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.

by Dhuff420 December 2, 2018

selfie-absorbed

A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.

See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed

by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013

Pink selfie

A selfie taken of a girl's vagina, or pink parts, as some may know them.

I called into the Kidd Chris show and he asked me to send him a pink selfie.

by TheCanon13 September 19, 2017

tele-selfie

Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.

Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.

A big deal among Illinois College grads.

by speedster February 21, 2014