That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass
by mitch00uk April 05, 2015
To mock or make fun of an individual or group, usually girls, for taking a selfie. Selfie shaming can discourage people from taking selfies.
Selfie shaming a group of girls;
Random guy: "selfieeee! Haha!!"
Girl: "we just got selfie shamed..."
Random guy: "selfieeee! Haha!!"
Girl: "we just got selfie shamed..."
by kimmiec33 June 13, 2014
by TheCanon13 September 19, 2017
A mental condition in which one stares at their selfie too long, causing them to have low self esteem.
"The longer I look at my selfies, the uglier I get."
"That's exactly how I feel. I have extremely low selfie-steem."
"That's exactly how I feel. I have extremely low selfie-steem."
by Gib$ter March 04, 2014
A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.
by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013
Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.
Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.
A big deal among Illinois College grads.
A big deal among Illinois College grads.
by speedster February 19, 2014
When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.
Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
by Dhuff420 December 02, 2018