Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. by Clugen Man January 12, 2025
Get the seeker broodmug. by Shuzi May 14, 2018
Get the Trouble seekersmug. Like a thrill seeker, but instead of seeking thrills a chill seeker is someone who seeks for cool places to chill.
Dude, John showed me this abandoned quarry the other day. Smoked a bowl there. Chill af. John is such a chill seeker.
by erhensley April 15, 2023
Get the Chill seekermug. Man 1: dude, u were so stalking that chick last night.
Man 2: ya, I know! I just wanted some trim so damn bad!
Man 1: wow. You are such a trim seeker
Man 2: ya, I know! I just wanted some trim so damn bad!
Man 1: wow. You are such a trim seeker
by Checo1010 November 24, 2009
Get the Trim Seekermug. An online gamer seeking to cause salt within other players. Basically a troll that rummages through game servers and lobbies instead of sitting around in the YouTube comment sections.
Player one: *dies due to being taken off guard by player two*
Player two: damn you suck lol
Player one: quit being a salt seeker and fight, Plyr-2
Player two: damn you suck lol
Player one: quit being a salt seeker and fight, Plyr-2
by HeyElectricJupiter October 19, 2019
Get the Salt Seekermug. by guardian sucker October 24, 2020
Get the guardian seekermug.