Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.

Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.

by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010

pensive schmuck

A detestable or idiotic person who is soberly thoughtful and of a melancholy nature.

Wallie the Pensive Schmuck

by P Ant December 9, 2008

schmuck walk

Procession of economy-class airline passengers through the first class cabin and into coach, as viewed from the perspective of a first-class passenger.

"O.K., we're in seats 2A and 2B, let's board early and watch the schmuck walk."

"No, I couldn't swing an upgrade, so it looks like I'll be doing the schmuck walk."

by larrydart August 27, 2008

Schmuckaholic

One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.

Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?

by Badwsky February 5, 2010

schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012

Schluckebier

THE most endangered races to date. They eat loads of bacon and Lucky Charms while running marathons. For fun. Only one has been caught in the past 10 years and the government has put together the NAAS (National Association for Acquiring Schluckebiers) to capture and harvest these beings as they are a sufficient source of energy (41 trillion gigawatts per .453 milliseconds ).

Look at that Schluckebier! I heard he gets so much pussy!

by DailyNews March 19, 2013

A Schuckman

oral sex vomits

That piece of shit schuckmanned me!

A schuckman is when a female is performing oral sex and the male recipient vomits on her head. It is a combination of the sounds made shortly there after. “Sh” as in an abbreviated “shit” in surprise, “uck” as in the first audible sound uttered, and finally “man” to begin her tirade.

by Chubbsdigital January 22, 2019