Schmerica

You call a person shmerica that is blonde, doesn't stop talking when told, and is smart only when they need to be. They can come up with amazing come backs and people only wish they could think of.

Teacher: Will group one go up please?
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!

Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.

by alyssa_lover May 22, 2007

Schmerbert

It is a person who is a schmuck and a pervert.

That guy is a total schmerbert.

by mattman1394 November 29, 2009

Schmerf

That kid at football who doesnt talk and nobdy knows him, yet is starting against central tech

that kid who wears that wack leather jacket...ya know...a Schmerf

by mwoods17 October 20, 2009

schmerf

A Person or Group of people that rarely talk and often times annoy those around them by doing so.

-Dude Who is that kid?

-I dont know man We just call him Schmerf becasue he never says anything.

by #27 j. lancers October 20, 2009

schuper-schweetly

How you ask for something if you want maximum chances of your prospective provider's feeling like accommodating you. Be a "schweetheart" and do this every time you request a favor from anyone.

A friend was plowing out the neighbor's driveway across the road from me, so I slogged over and asked him schuper-schweetly if afterwards he would please also do a single quick "sweep-through" of the road-shoulder by my mailbox to remove just enough of the deep snow-drift that the mail-carrier could reach the box (I'd installed an auxiliary extension-mailbox for the winter, so his plow could just pass right underneath the box). He readily agreed, and I thanked him warmly; it sure beat having to pay big bucks for a plow-truck to make a special trip up here and push the snow away from my box just so that I could receive my weekly junk mail!

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Schemer

A little rascal who always seems to be causing problems around the campsite.

Awwwe lil' Billy is such a schemer when he organized that panty raid.

by dickrider99 June 24, 2019

Schmerb

One with poor self-awareness that they are indeed the joke—usually from behaving in a foolish, douchebaggerish way absent of any clue that they are a moment away from an invite as Guest of Honor for a dinner solely for schmucks tool strapper

Did you see Mike making that lame argument thinking he was clever? Whatta Schmerb!

by Daisy4853 January 31, 2020