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Schmoogen

When you move something the tiniest tiniest bit
Hey I moved that table just a schmoogen for you!
by BigVeVe March 27, 2024
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Schmoogledoink

A combination of the words 'schmoogle' and 'doink'. A gender neutral term for someone that smokes a fat blunt on the regular.
"You see that schmoogledoink over there?" He seems so chill."
by florgdomber June 16, 2024
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Schmorked

To lose a hand of Backalley Bridge. To lose something (derogatory)
“You just got schmorked.”
by hellpig0 December 23, 2024
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Schmoozle

To schmooze with the intent to bamboozle.
I schmoozled my client into paying me millions.
by nydellis October 15, 2025
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Double Schmoove

When your having sex with a condom, but pull out, just in case.
Damn...I almost got Christina pregnant last night, good thing I did the Double Schmoove
by DontGoInRawNigga January 19, 2020
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Cop schmopped

When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....

When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.

And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....

you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
by Mrs. Nesbit March 6, 2022
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