Shmiggledornt

A term used to describe a homosexual, usually male, who pretends to be a heterosexual but fails horribly at it.

"That guy was such a shmiggledornt, could he at least try to hide it?"

by ilostmyoldaccanddontwannarecla February 12, 2026

Schmingle

Schmingle is used to call a person short and fat.

Hey Jake come here you Schmingle!

by anonymous October 1, 2025

to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...

I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.

by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

Dingle Schmingle

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

schmargle

1. Random word for when you don't know what to say or don't care, similar to meh
2. when a conversation has hit a silence, awkward or not.

Zach: How are you?
Katt: Schmargle

Ben: Schmargle
Ian: What was that for?
Ben: You were being silent!

by KittyKatt April 21, 2006

schmeigeled

To lurk, from a fair distance, behind a group of people in a creepy nature.

Rob schmeigeled behind us during the plant tour part of the customer visit.

by Cory Waite October 30, 2007