Sage

A person who is constantly disapponting you and letting you down. Sage lies and tells horrible rumors behind your back and is never nice to you or your friends unless it is for a few seconds. Sage is not a good friend and even if she trys will never become one.

That girl over there is so rude and lies all the time!
Oh she is so Sage!

by Mexico 197 January 1, 2015

saged

To be stoned on salvia.

Ha ha ha I am totally saged. Everything is ha ha funny ha ha to me.

by Salvinator August 3, 2007

Sage

Originating from the slang 'safe' and used in the same context.

A: "Can I borrow your coat?"

B: "Yeah"

A: "Sage."

by /\l October 16, 2008

Sage

A card-game played by travellers from the midlands, UK. Was invented by a Mr C Johnson and L.Ashenden in early 2003.

Fancy a game o' sage?

by ChrisJ October 16, 2003

Sage

A dark skinned wiseman that likes the smell of ass.

Man 1.Devontee is a real sage.
Man 2.what do you mean by that?
Man 1.well, you know he seams really smart and all but I saw him pick his ass then smell his finger.

by chilee September 25, 2011

Saged

Being simultaneously turned on and grossed out.

Holy shit I'm so saged right now!

by BlazinRaisin72 July 6, 2018

sage

that one girl that gets passed around by the entire football team. people name sage somehow end up dating the entire school in less then ten months. her coochie is for the entire school and her nudes are probably in every dudes phone. shes the biggest slut known to man and will flirt with anyone thats a male, even while in a current relationship. dont be like sage

"yeah shes a sage she got passed around by the whole school

by fartsmeller9000 November 11, 2022