saftey

Something that is not guaranteed.

Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

by Grand Man Zak Attack July 24, 2008

softball large

A girl with a large frame who is thick around the middle.
She's not fat and flabby. She looks athletic but not slim.

"That girl isn't fat, she's softball large"

by Z Dubs May 24, 2006

softball dyke

The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)

"She's such a softball dyke, she loves softball AND girls"

by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006

softbian

When two girls are very close, ie. they touch each other alot when speaking and link arms when walking. It's a softcore lesbian but that does not mean that she is necisarily homosexual.

Look at those two girls linking arms, they are such softbians.

by Alison March 10, 2005

saltbrah

A person who says "thats so salty" or uses salty a lot as a phrase and also says "brah" like "yeah brah" a lot. basically, a wanna be stoner..but who really is one also.

"yeah man thats so salty"
"definatly dude, its so salty"
"yeah brah"
saltbrah terms

by my name is lindsey November 28, 2005

saltbuck

a $10 bill. From the amount of calories in a packet of salt; ten.

"Hey Joe, you got two fives for a saltbuck."

by Vandemo April 10, 2007

softball mom

A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.

That lady is talking trash about that 5 year old! Don't worry she's just a softball mom!

by imsooveryoverit October 26, 2014