Robot Chicken

The best show to ever grace Adult Swim.

Dude 1: Did you see last night's episode of Robot Chicken?
Dude 2: Oh my God, yes! George W. Bush sure does like tacos.
Dude 1: And the Bloopers guy is still obsessed with suicide.

by Mrs Piggy March 22, 2010

giant robot

n: a robot that is large, usually greater than three-hundred meters in height, and is usually used for combat purposes or smashing things.

If I had a giant robot, I'd attack Washington D.C. and force GWB to eat AOL disks and then drive in a pimpmobile down a street with thousands of indiana jones-like booby traps, without the close-shave part.

by _raleeshan_ May 15, 2004

laws of robotics

Three universal laws created by sci-fi writer Issac Assimov dictating the behavior of robots and other artificially intelligent machines.

1. A robot must not harm a human, or cause a human to be harmed through inaction on the part of the robot.

2. A robot must obey the orders of its human master, unless said order violates law #1.

3. A robot must preserve its existence by any means, as long as said means do not conflict with the first two laws.

Zero in MegaMan X violated the first law of robotics by killing a lot of humans.

by SynjoDeonecros July 15, 2004

robot pit

Similiar to a mosh pit, a robot pit has many people dancing "the robot" in close together so that while doing so they bump into eachother in a clunky robot fashion.

The band Lament of Aporia was so awesome, that the crowd decided to start a robot pit.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Robot

A socially awkward male virgin outcast who post on the 4chan board /r9k/.

I am a robot.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh November 13, 2020

roboticization

The process to which an organism is completely transmuted into an obediant robot slave. The process was originally designed by Sir Charles Hedgehog as a way to cure to ill and grant longevity. However the Roboticizer was sabatoged by Julian Kintobor, resulting in Sir Charles' expulsion from his field of work. Julian, taking the plans for the device, altered and perversed it into a hideous process that would remove ones will and use the robotic body as a laborer completely obedient to Julian. After he siezed power and renamed himself "Robotnik", he roboticized 85% of the capital city, and threatened to do the same to dissenters. The result of this process came the worst tyrannical regime on the face of Mobius.

"The subject has been roboticized, sir."

by Exor November 3, 2003

Robot Penis

Peter Griffin said this for a news things while running for school board.

Another word a microphone

Peter Griffin "From down there does it look like im talking into a bunch of robot penises?"

by Insanelygr8hair May 6, 2011