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rumplestiltskin

Adj. Used to describe something that is crazy, insane, off the hook, wack, bad-ass, superawesome, inherently cool, uberridiculous, or simply rockadelic.
"Dude, that party was sooooo rumplestiltskin!"

"That stripper at Crazy Horse was rumplestiltskin!"

"The fairy tale, Rapunzel, is fuckin' rumplecrazy! I mean, a chick with 50 foot long hair? Insane!"

"Frank's wedding was the epitome of the word RUMPLESTILTSKIN."

"That new Lamborghini I picked up is simply rumplestiltskin."
by Rob Boyle October 26, 2007
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Rumple

One who is boisterous, loud, full of life, vitality, and high spirits, a real rebel. He is usually stubborn and sticks to his guns. He is a peacemaker but he's not afraid to fight when necessary. He can hit you like a hurricane.
I'm glad that dude is a friend and not an enemy because you don't want to see him get ready to Rumple. He kicks ass!
by Rumplemeister October 21, 2011
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t-rumpleforeskin

A bumbling wrinkly penis-headed idiot that is presently leader of the free world who wants to nuke North Korea and has poor command of the English language.
T-RUMPLEFORESKIN likes to play golf a lot using taxpayer's money.
by Mackleinstein February 27, 2018
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rumple blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"
Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.
by Spoof January 22, 2005
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Rumplegerkin

- A word used in the stock market, when the stock market completely crashes and everyone goes bankrupt. Also an amazing stockmarket game Team.
Teacher- "What is a Rumplegerkin?"
Students- uhh scarci---
Teacher- "UH What, turds?
by michaelkeaton March 1, 2007
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rumplestlumpkin

When a girl shits her pants while giving a blowjob.
On Cinco De Mayo, we ate burritos and I came from the rumplestlumpkin.
by Trevank May 26, 2010
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Rumple Fife

Is the term used for when you have an itch on the inside of your anus.
I've got a really irritating rumple fife and I cant find anytihng to scratch it with.
by Mindcircus July 28, 2011
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