Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 21, 2016

charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

WHERES THE REMOTE?

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's fast play! The movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically! Fast play will start in a moment.

MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT

by Fritezas September 16, 2020

Remoted

After being demoted at work. A person can be remoted. Meaning brought back up to their original position.

Did you hear the news? Liam has been remoted back up to his original job title.

by StanleyCT September 17, 2021

remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.

When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.

by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010

Remotion

To be in the state of remoteness/ to be removed.
Formal word

Bob: Have you seen billy
Jeff: Nope, he's had a remotion from his job

by Epithelial February 3, 2020

losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you

"crap i hate losing the tv remote"

by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025