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Plongeur

a)

n.

A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.

Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.

The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.

b)

Some boring submarine no one cares about.
a)

"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."

b)

"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
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Pongoo

Chelsea: Ewww... did you hear Melissa pongoo!
Grecia: Yeah it smelled terrible!
by Chelissia February 15, 2009
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strip ping pong

A game best played when your opponent is drunk and very attractive.
Note: Layers are a crucial strategy for this game.
by amc December 15, 2004
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Beer Pong

A drinking game played at parties where everyone thinks they are the best at it.
Dude 1: Hey man I'll play you in beer pong.
Dude 2: Why? I always kick your ass.
Dude 1: Wow! I never lose.
by peopleplz December 16, 2008
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Pong Show

A form of Thai entertainment in which a girl shoots pingpongs out of her vagina.
I went to the Pong Show in Bangkok, man, it smelled rancid in there.
by Longhorn in Bangkok September 30, 2008
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pong

1. Ancient video game, the simplest and most addictive of it's kind in which you play virtual ping pong.

2. A bad smell

3. ChanServ's reply to !ping
Pong is a great game!

Eww.. what's that pong?

<A>!ping
<ChanServ> A: Pong!
by Ms T February 21, 2003
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Pongy

Something that smells particularly pungent. See pong
Smells a bit pongy in here...
by A_Llama March 4, 2004
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