Pocket Pool

When you got your hand in your pants and your playing what that hangy thing on your body on the lower part. Then people start looking at you because they know your having fun over there.

Person 1: Matthew's over there playing pocket pool, isn't he?
Person 2: Yup. I bet he's having a ball.
Person 1: Nasty ass bitch.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

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pocket billiards

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets

"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

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pocket poop

A synonym for shirt shart. In a jam, ripping off your shirt pocket and using it to wipe when no toilet paper is to be found.

Man, I got cuaght up in a pocket poop last night. I had explosive diarrea during my bike ride. It was nuts. Hope I don`t get fireass.

by Marc.O.C. & Evan Z. June 24, 2009

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Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.

"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"

by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009

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