puddle of mudd

Nirvana wannabes. But they are kinda kewl though.

"She Fucking Hates Me" resembles Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

by NukeheaD October 3, 2004

Puddle jumping

having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms

"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"

by mooncow67 December 2, 2009

Puddle-slut

A female or who'ra who chases the Puddle of meth in a meth bubble/pipe. Who'ra will preform sexually for whom ever has the ability to give her more drugs so she my create another Puddle to chase.

Look at that Puddle-slut, she was suckin' on Pappi's cock last night so hed fill up the bub.

by Torkinhoes August 8, 2016

Puddle Nutz

When your sweating in the ball area

Its so hot i got puddle nutz

by Diggler March 18, 2003

puddle drinker

a complete retard, a real knee biter

That dude Corky, from "Life Goes On", is a king amongst puddle drinkers.

by Jason Upton December 29, 2007

puddle jumper

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

Puddle Pirate

a member of the coast guard who wants to be part of the navy but doesnt wanna work or leave home.

pussy in a navy recruiting office: i wanna join the navy but i dont wanna leave my boyfriend
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!

by navy pettyofficer October 5, 2009