Pull a daddy

When you don’t come to work and pretend you are working from home due to some fictitious illness. But you feel better at the end of the day and rock out with your cock out in the evening.

I don't feel like working today, I'm going to pull a daddy

by Captain tickler October 26, 2017

Pussyghetti

A noun for a pasta made in long, slender, solid strings that is most commonly used in a flirtatious manner as an innuendo for cunnilingus derived from a child's mispronunciation of the word spaghetti.

Him: "What's for dinner?"
Her: *spreads legs* "PUSSYGHETTI."

by SirCoolJerk March 7, 2019

Jut Punch

When someone gives a handjob on someone else's behalf.

Did Alex just give you a handjob?
Yeah, Ron owed me one, Alex asked to cash in the jut punch.

by NickFirato April 4, 2015

Bitcoin Pusher

someone that aggressively promotes Bitcoin and other unregulated digital financial instruments on Twitter and other social media platforms. Bitcoin Pushers usually start promoting the financial instrument once it has gain popularity due to its value being pumped, rather than early on based on the actual legitimacy, sustainability or usefulness of said financial instruments. While anyone can be considered a 'Bitcoin Pusher', it is usually used to refer to internet celebrities that are not primarily associated with finance.

All the Bitcoin Pushers really came out of the woodwork once its value got pumped up!

Elon Musk is a real Bitcoin Pusher!

by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Royal Purple

Royalty wore a deep purple so that's where this came from.

I had my hair Royal Purple & loved it! So did my family & friends! Royal Purple is my very favorite color! I also have many clothes that color.

by Starchylde June 8, 2016

French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.

Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

by napalona zając January 4, 2017

Unfit For Purpose

This expression originated with the Royal Navy where stores or equipment were found to be damaged, wouldn’t work or could not be used for the purpose for which they were intended. The expression quickly found wider usage and is now applied to not just stores and equipment, but to organisations, designs even concepts. It can also be applied to co-workers if they are not doing their job properly and, in extreme cases, used as a put down where someone is a complete arsehole and unsuitable to be considered part of the human race.

Malcolm you are unfit for purpose.

by AKACroatalin April 23, 2015