pseudo-Christian

Characterizes an individual who follows the beliefs of the Christian church but fails to apply them in his/her daily actions. Primary philosophy? "I can get right with the Lord on Sunday."

A pseudo-Christian believes in staying celibate, but apparently oral sex does not fall in to this category, since there is no chance of pregnancy.

by drunkengoat April 11, 2005

pseudohippie

liberal activists who support PETA, wear sweatshop-free clothing (from Urban Outfitters), pretend to listen to bob marley, smoke weed, and act like they are really involved in politics, man.
also tend to sport jewelry with peace signs.

when really, they don't believe in it as much as they just want to look cool.

pseudohippie: "Man, f*** bush! make love, not war guys! and pass the reefer!"

nonpseudohippie: "wtf, that girl is such a pseudohippie! her bag was probably made in a sweatshop! and i saw her driving through mcdonalds!"

by lauren_e October 30, 2007

pseudo-woke

People who "woke" for the sake of social validation

Kids nowadays are pseudo-woke, they follow all of the activism-thingy for "Anti-Social Media reaction" instead of truly advocating marginalized people

Chick-fil-A is a pseudo-woke, they bow down to woke culture while practicing homophobia at the same time

by Sir. B December 3, 2020

pseudo-psuedo-sexual

flirting intimately, but going on about as if were a joke, then using that to cover up the fact it's actually NOT a joke

do you think derek and jason are all over each other?

yeahhh, but its pseudo-psuedo-sexual

by jasonxcore February 23, 2009

pseudo-lesbian

a heterosexual female who pretends to be homosexual for fun (usually with her closest friends)

Christina is such a pseudo-lesbian when she rubs my tits and I love it so much that I nearly orgasim everytime

by Sara Source February 24, 2011

pseudo

meaning "fake" or "false". prefix. made popular by 7th grade science.

Its like a psuedo-soda

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005

pseudo-neo-emo

What a modern day 'emo' really is. Emo music is actually defined by such bands as Rites of Spring, and was really just another subgenre of hardcore punk. Today's pseudo-neo-emo is just a digusting individual who looks at livejournal, cock-in-hand whilst crying about nelson mandela's death. Irony, it's a virtue.

emo: I enjoy my subgenre of hardcore punk
pseudo-neo-emo: *cuts wrist* oh how my life sucks so much that I steal my 'scene' from an already poor subgenre of punk.
true punk: 'oi, anarchy yeah!'
normal person: right.

by Defiler. January 15, 2008