Dope Puddle Cheater

Cheat on or with anyone to obtain Meth. Man or Woman Friend or Girl Friend Wife Ex

Your Man their sure has turned into a Dope Puddle Cheater

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

by Rionox December 7, 2022

egyptian mud puddle

Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night

My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.

by BigDHill September 22, 2015

puddles

Pants that are too long to be considered flood pants (clam diggers) but are still slightly too short for the person attempting to wear them. Stepping in puddles is a good test to see if your pants are considered puddles

"Derek, I see you've worn your puddles today, did you get dressed in the dark?"

by Design Hell! December 3, 2009

puddle tramp

Nickname that is often applied to a whore that squirts whilst cumming

Dude....sorry I didn't make it over last night, but I was balls deep into a puddle tramp

by Professor of Carnal Knowledge January 1, 2012

Male Puddle Slut

A Man Laying with, sleeping next too, or loving with or with out sex. Flirtatious, secretive, Rather A Bad Ex For A Sugar Momma. Who seeks revenge through every woman sent his way.

The male puddle slut does it worse than a woman seeking attention, affection & another man's penis or woman's vagina

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

puddle

Puddle can refer to taking a large quantity of liquid LSD. Instead of the normal one or two drops, a cupped hand is filled with acid and drank by the experiencer.

I got puddled last night, and I'm still tirpping.

by DementedOne June 11, 2006