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prosecco

The drink of choice for every young to middle aged basic white girl
Guy A: I want some alcohol
Girl B: Let's get prosecco
Guy A: I think I'll stick with beer
by We_Talkin_Bout_PRACTICE June 7, 2017
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prosciutto

Noun: Cured ham from Italy: usually served as an hors d'oeuvre.

Used to describe Continuity Remainers also called Hard Remainers in the UK Brexit debate.

A counterpose to gammon, a derogatory term used to describe followers of a Hard Brexit
The prosciutto are demanding to revoke Article 50
by dcotton April 7, 2019
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Prospitute

A prospective student at a college that sleeps around, hoping to be improve their chances of acceptance.
"That girl is such a prospitute! She'd open her legs to get into a community college!"
by Rob Oden October 17, 2009
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prosh

Short for "precious," meaning extremely cute.
That puppy is so prosh! Look at his adorable brown eyes.
by magic8ball December 27, 2005
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prostate gland

The interior male sex gland, about the size of a small walnut, not inside the anus but right on the other side of the anal wall (responding to anal pressure and capable of producing great pleasure), and close to or touching other parts of a man's interior sexual equipment/urinary system.

Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles.

The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.

If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.

Not to be confused with the word "prostrate," which means "stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration," or "to be lying flat."
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"Will you have sex with me? It's essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition."

"So is masturbation. Get busy."
by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
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prosti-tots

Young girls who dress like prostitutes.
After the concert, I saw a group of prosti-tots chasing the tour bus.
by guido420 April 17, 2006
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Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014
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