i-poop touch

the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.

i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.

by karaoke008 November 12, 2012

work poop

Getting paid to drop off a load. Best shit ever

I took two work poops today at Sound World.

by methhhh April 22, 2014

wonton poop

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.

As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.

by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016

Ali-a poop sock

When Ali-a sneaks in your house and poops in your sock

Omg I just got hit by a Ali-a poop sock

by Sorbic April 12, 2020

pop-tart poop

When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.

Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.

Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."

His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."

by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

poop in a bin

a phrase meaning "that sucks"

also can be used to describe people: "poop her/him" in a bin"
also can be used to describe things/events: "poop that in a bin"

Krishna: "It's cold"
Nidhi: "Poop in a bin"

Krishna: "I'm too sleepy to come over"
Nidhi: "Poop you in a bin"

by Poopinabin January 17, 2012

The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.

Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

by jacktyronemartinez November 15, 2010