proconner

a person who argues or can argue both for and against something.

You cannot defeat her in any argument. She is an epic proconner.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 22, 2014

Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014

proctosniff

An indiviual who takes pleasure in the aroma of flatulence (farts)

Whenever I fart my wife sniffs my ass like a bouquet of flowers. She such a proctosniff.

by pebblesgirl March 25, 2017

Proctopsychologist

A call center agent who spends 8 hours a day listening to assholes with problems.

I am fucking pissed off about my bill, I am going to call my proctopsychologist at xyz mobility.

by flyboi737 March 10, 2018

proctored exam

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.

My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.

by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

Proctor

A man with tiny genitalia and little girth, normally impotent. High sex drive low output, who enjoys freakish Christmas sex.

I proctored last night.

by Proctor December 26, 2019

proconciliation

Opposite of reconciliation.

From the outset, the creation of compatibility.

Hoping they would connect, he had described each to the other in glowing terms, an act of proconciliation.

by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020