porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.

I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.

porch painting by Porch painting November 15, 2016

porch turkey 

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey

Man look at that porch turkey

porch turkey by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

porch money tits 

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

porch money tits by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

Porch Rocker 

An elderly woman that partakes in copulation with younger men, mostly in their early twenties.

“You know that 85 year old on Hickory Drive? Heard she fucked Kyle on his first winter break home. What a porch rocker.”

Porch Rocker by Skyswagger June 29, 2019

porch coffee 

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

porch coffee by GullibleOne October 9, 2020

porch atheist 

Derogatory term used by militant atheists to describe an atheist who doesn't hate religious people.

He's friends with a Muslim? Wow, what a porch atheist.

porch atheist by RoundenBrown August 6, 2021

porch cookie

A prostitute on house arrest.

"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."

porch cookie by odbal. August 29, 2021