Phallcony

The pooch some men have above their penis but below their gut or waistline.

Matthew's phallcony was so large, it hung to his knees.

by Bar XIII June 29, 2019

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Phallumegaly

bigness of penis

Lorenzo von Matterhon was diagnosed with Phallumegaly at a young age. He grew up without learning how to ride bike, without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small) without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.

by OscarAlhoII December 1, 2009

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phallic glitter ejaculator

A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.

Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.

by Brae54 August 23, 2011

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sunk cost phallus

When you go through the work of setting up a hook up with a dude and he turns out to be much less than advertised in person, but you decide to go for it anyway.

I distinctly stated "no fatties" on my profile but better the bear in here then the bear out there, guess I'm committing a sunk cost phallus.

by shortbushero August 7, 2014

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PC (phallically-challenged)

When a man has a small penis

Gretchen: "How was your date last night?"
Paris: "So PC, I won't be going out with him again."
Gretchen: "You are such a liberal! I can't believe you met a guy who is more PC than you."
Paris: "Not politically-correct! PC (PHALLICALLY-CHALLENGED)!

by masseclectic May 17, 2009

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