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Phaelan

All Phaelans' are goddesses. They come from a different planet, nothing of this world. They are polite yet not very friendly. They are usually born in early January which makes them Capricorns. True leaders, they are innovative, independent.

They have a natural glow that consumes you, irresistible. They're charm is innocent, yet capturing. They are sweet at heart with a touch of mean. They're beautiful, inside and out. Caring and considerate, they would do almost anything for anyone. They are introverts while also being social butterflies in the right setting.

When they fall in love there is no changing their mind. They are a true romantic and fall hard. The perfect companion, they are the best listeners, lovers, givers. Once you break their heart, expect to never be able to reach out to them again. Anyone would be lucky to have one.

Oh and don't fuck with a Phaelan, they can be cold as hell. They'll be real cool and then cut you off quick.
"Yeah, she's so pretty, reminds me of a Phaelan."

"I've never seen an actual Phaelan before."
by fromtheWestsidewithLove August 9, 2019
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Page 2 of google

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.
Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*
by what on god's green earth July 14, 2021
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jellineck page

A hopelessly amateurish website, designed for a paying client. From Strangers with Candy's Geoffrey Jellineck, an art teacher whose work was absolutely terrible.
If they're such a big company, why do they still have that jellineck page?
by condour August 5, 2003
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Phat Phace

A derogatory term used by jealous onlookers to describe a man of modesty, charm, whit and intelligence. Such men tend to enjoy great success in personal endeavours and also attract female attention, which can cause envy and bitterness amongst their companions.
In an attempt to make themselves feel better, other men will brand this person a “Phat Phace” and attribute all of his success to luck.
"Look at that guy. All the girls seem to like him without him even trying. I wish I could be that effortlessly charming and intelligent whilst maintaining such a quiet unpretentious demeanour. What a phat phace."
by I_Gave_My_Love_a_Chicken December 9, 2008
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bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it
Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3
by That is not my job October 18, 2018
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Youtube trending page

The area of Youtube where you will find very little content if any, about 48/50 videos on trending contain 0 content and cringey thumbnails (excluding most sports). Videos on this page are actually staff picks and not trending.
I scrolled through the whole Youtube trending page and found like nothing good to watch.
by please enter your username February 2, 2021
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Jimmy Page

Only the greatest guitarist to ever exist on out planet.
Bow to Jimmy Page, for he is God.
by The Door v5 (gamertag) February 10, 2005
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