holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

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scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

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Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

by bigdaddyyourmom October 12, 2020

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pecan

Pronounced: pee-cay-yan

Definitions:

1: a smooth brown nut with an edible kernel similar to a walnut that is very popular among many cultures in the United States

2: A midget prostitute

Examples:

1: Aww shit man dem pecans were good I gotta buy another bag.

2: Those were some fine pecans last night.

by Treyshaun December 3, 2013

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