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gone pear-shaped

When something has 'gone pear-shaped', it means something has gone wrong or not according to plan.
My barbeque has gone pear-shaped - nobody has bothered to turn up.
gone pear-shaped by Anne-Marie June 29, 2004
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tickling the pear 

Euphemism for mastubation. Orginated in the Harry Potter fandom. It comes from the fact that to gain entrance into the school kitchens, one must tickle the pair on a painting of fruit guarding the entrance. Hermione Granger learns this when the Weasley twins let the secret slip.
Harry bit his lip, trying not to let a whimper escape as he tickled his pear, fantasizing desperately about Dobby the House-elf.

Asian Pear 

to dip your scrotum in a cup of sake and then dip your scrotum into your partner's mouth
What are we gonna do with this cup of sake. I say we give her an Asian Pear.
Asian Pear by M Smoov July 3, 2009

Velvet pear

slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached
Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!

Alabama Pear Tree 

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark
That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

soft pear 

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.
"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"
soft pear by gannik June 19, 2017