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MALACHAI PARKER

Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!
omg did you see malachai parker in vampire diaries?!
by xkqtiex November 6, 2020
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Jake Paulers

The Jake Paulers are Jake Pauls fans, their mentally insane and probably just left insane asylums, I would rather live in a world like outlast 1 or 2, which b the way is a world were murder is every corner than live in a world of mentally retarded people listening to faggots like Jake Paul or "Jakey" this dude does not have any understanding of life, he has a "Disney flow" which doesn't matter because TV is dead and he can be Elsa's boyfriend, his fans are worse shitty raps he does and it makes no god damn sense. If I had a child and he was watching Jake Paul I'd say your losing brain cells don't waste your time, but many people seem to waste the money on a fag like him, his fans also have no understanding of geography because England is a country not a city... If your a fan of him I'm surprised your passing school, managing to do work, or even have any brain cells left.
Jake Paulers, the lonely girls and underage children that watch Jake Paul, they believe in everything he says, but in reality he's just another viner that should've died with vine...
by JerkingoffRex July 21, 2017
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Parker

A guy who loves life, and is sweet. He deserves to be treated with respect, and it a total cutie. He'll always be by your side, and is very thoughtful. If a Parker likes you, dont ruin your chance with him, cause he is sure something. :)
Parker is the most ahmazing guy ever!
by Some1else2 September 15, 2010
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Aido Parle

A strange creature who enjoys heavy metal, supporting Man Utd and cracking jokes. He can be found in an environment called 'Sage' during weekdays. He most likely to be heard saying 'Hello What,' 'What the hell,' "Hello yes." Approach with caution.
That bloke must be 'Aido Parle'. I read about him on urban dictionary.
by Neil Tanner February 20, 2004
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Pauler

A Pauler is a kid the age 5-13 that think the messed up like: filming dead people and tasing animals, is okay to do . if you are older then that and you watch Jake or Logan Paul an you think its okay and your older then that then you should probably rethink if you need to see help
are you a pauler? "yes" die
by bluethehue May 9, 2018
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Logang Pauler

One who stans both Jake Paul and Logan Paul. Definitely is a merch junkie. Will constantly scream phrases like "It's everyday bro" and "Ya Yeet." Is even more dangerous than Tana Mongoose on her storytime drugs.
"Im a Logang Pauler bro! Dab on them haters, YA YEEEEEEET!!11!!!1!1!!1
by daddynootsucc October 15, 2018
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Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"
Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010
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