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Öland

Öland is a island in the swedish kingdom and is translated in to islandland
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Orlando

The SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. Literally, this is the real deal. No one can beat this. Often used to say "great sex" and even "ONE NIGHT STAND"

Sometimes abbreviated as "Orl"
I had an orlando last night! best night of my life
by Statch February 12, 2009
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Orlando Bloom

The modern day hearttrob...of gay men.
by Feathered Roadapple February 18, 2005
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orlando bloom

1) A multi-gender term. Mostly used to describe womenish men, but very often defines women who attract quite a few preteen girls and are thus believed to be men.

2) Someone who looks gay, acts gay, sounds gay, and smells gay; but, for some bizarre reason, isn't.

3) An actor with no talent who gains roles based on either a previously very successful film (carried entirely by talented actors, and still nearly destroyed by him) or his massive preteen girl fanbase (an Orlando Bloom fangirl can be defined by her ugly face, forty half-naked posters of the "actor", Myspace dominated by various media centered on Orlando Bloom, squealing, grunting, and her knack for arguing in the defense of Orlando Bloom in all situations- especially his sexual preferences- and votes 'down' on all Urban Dictionary entries stating the truth about him, like this one.)
1) Squeee! Orlando Bloom! She's so hot!

2) "Should we Orlando Bloom this film?" "Sure, Ang Lee, whatever you want."
by STJosh April 14, 2007
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Orlando Bloom

A mediocre actor that the ladies adore because of their bisexual tendencies.
Orlando Bloom: Bend your ears to the distance, friends. I sense great danger approch...ing...uh, line please.

Peter Jackson: Cut! Approaching on the northern wind! For crying out loud, Bloom, that's your only line in the movie. How do you keep screwing that up?
by Veldrimal December 19, 2004
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Johnny Orlando

Johnny Orlando is a Canadian teen singer. He started off as a youtuber, and as he grew up he became a singing sensation! There is a rumour saying that he’s dating Mackenzie Ziegler, but the truth is he is dating a girl in toronto named Lauren. Don’t @ me
Do you see that hot guy, he’s like Johnny Orlando
by Bobsbugsbegonthots March 23, 2019
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Orlan

Someone who is an urban dictionary editor who is very picky.
"Dude, I totes got rejected by an Orlan"
by Zaarn November 8, 2009
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