Noots

Derived from the Comedy Central show, South Park. In a good portion of the episodes, Eric Cartman (a.k.a Cartman), expresses the desire to, "Kick someone square in the nuts!". However, in a strong minority of the episodes mentioned, a distant Southern American accent can be heard. For example, Cartman says, "Ah will kick yew squaw (square) in the noots (nuts)!" Hence, 'noots', is just another word pertaining to the testicles. Also to be used, with punity, in conjuction with the following for direct reference: nuts, balls, beans, nards, nads, double plums, sperm compounds, or any number of other words that relate directly to testicles. Most often used in regards to doing some form of blunt harm to the same.

When Cartman Found Out About A Conspiracy By His Mother To Get Him Infected With Chicken Pox: "Oh, man! I'm going go downstairs and kick her 'squaw in the noots'!"

Bad Drug Deal: "Yo' G! That mother fucker sold me some bad H, man! I'm gonna cut off his noots!!"

Sex and the City Conversation: "He was really into it and got really turned on when I started playing with his 'noots'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 10, 2008

crib notes

Notes written on the hand, arm, or leg to assist in cheating on quizzes and exams.

I couldn't remember the formula so I made a crib note on my left forearm.

by Bart Simpson April 30, 2004

Noots

A sexy ranga who gets all the chicks

Guy: hey babe
Girl: sorry I'm dating noots

by Big Noots550 March 1, 2017

dick notes

Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.

Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis

by Dicknotes January 27, 2015

le nootsac

a term used to describe a facial

Guy: hey you wanna try out my facial cream its called "le nootsac"... every special order comes with a free pearl necklace

by djneddy January 23, 2009

notsee

One who lives in a state of compulsive ignorance.

He's been a real notsee about the tournament ever since he found out his team wasn't going to make it.

by aoeuser October 15, 2009

notter

someone who is not the master

jon is the biggest notter ive ever seen!

by celine ;) January 13, 2004